No matter how many times I see this it still makes me laugh. I need more of that in my life
Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Friday, March 14, 2008
Thursday, March 13, 2008
Top Ten List
Here's David Letterman's "Top Ten Messages Left On Eliot Spitzer's Answering Machine."
10. “Hey, what’s new?”
9. “It’s Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Never mind.”
8. “Ralph Nader here. Glad to hear I’m not the only politician who has to pay for it.”
7. “Hi, I’m calling from the ‘New York Post.’ Would you rather be known as ‘Disgraced Governor Perv’ or ‘Humiliated Whore Fiend’?”
6. “This is John McCain. If it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln’s wife.”
5. “It’s Dr. Phil. Call me if you need any horse**** advice.”
4. “This is Sen. Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?”
3. “It’s Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way.”
2. “Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free.”
1. “It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I’m no longer America’s creepiest governor.”
10. “Hey, what’s new?”
9. “It’s Barack Obama. Remember our conversation about being my running mate? Never mind.”
8. “Ralph Nader here. Glad to hear I’m not the only politician who has to pay for it.”
7. “Hi, I’m calling from the ‘New York Post.’ Would you rather be known as ‘Disgraced Governor Perv’ or ‘Humiliated Whore Fiend’?”
6. “This is John McCain. If it makes you feel better, I once got caught having sex with Lincoln’s wife.”
5. “It’s Dr. Phil. Call me if you need any horse**** advice.”
4. “This is Sen. Larry Craig. Do you ever go through the Minneapolis airport?”
3. “It’s Wolf Blitzer. Call me if you ever want a hot Spitzer-Blitzer three-way.”
2. “Paris Hilton here. I would have done it for free.”
1. “It’s Arnold Schwarzenegger. Thanks, I’m no longer America’s creepiest governor.”
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Friday, March 7, 2008
My first time ever shooting a gun
Being from Texas, I should have done this the moment I was born. Notice the "what" yell is for "what the hell am I doing?"
Thursday, March 6, 2008
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