Like nails across a chalkboard its your "List of Corporate Speak" for the past week. Enjoy.
Upshot
- "Well the upshot of this is we know where we are."
Sync Up
- "Lets sync up this week."
Plug Threw
- "I need you to plug threw this by end of day"
Stick Handle
- "Right, I'll stick handle this so we can get it rolling"
Turn Key
- "Did we turn key the project?"
Piggy Back
- "And then we can piggy back that off next weeks meeting"
Birds Eye
- "How can we get a birds eye view of this project?"
Off Site
- "Are we off site next week?"
Round This Out + Flesh Out
- "Lets round this out to flesh out what really needs to happen."
Hard Stop
- "Can we do this in 15mins? I have a hardstop at 11am."
2 comments:
You have glarified me! I now know that I will never be able to understand business people. It's OK... I don't feel the need to uptake shit.
LOL. And this is why I will always love u Clare!
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